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Ivanka was my loyal servant. She was playing with her smartphone when her alarm went off, indicating that it's time for me to drink her blood. She asked if I wanted to drink blood from her neck or from her navel, so of course I chose her navel. She took a steel pipe and stabbed it into her own navel and poured the blood into a cup. I was still hungry so Ivanka started twirling the pipe around, torturing herself to give me the blood I needed. It's still not enough for me, so she started doing crunches until she vomited blood. Because she had so little blood left for me, she asked that I kill her. Because she's such a loyal servant, I did what she asked and twirled the pipe around, making her vomit more blood before she died a very painful death.