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I know it's late, but here's a Chinese New Year Special for those who are celebrating it. In Chinese culture, it's customary for employers to give little red packets called ang pao to their employees every Chinese New Year, sort of like a Christmas bonus in the western world. It's also customary to wear red clothing during that time because red means prosperity.
After a year of hard work, a maid was expecting an ang pao from her master. Unfortunately for the maid, the ang pao contained very little money. The maid then stabbed the master in the navel area of her red shirt, making blood flow down her red skirt and on to the floor. After being stabbed more than 15 times, her master finally fell down with a knife stuck in her belly. The maid then robbed her master by opening her shirt and taking the remaining ang pao that was meant for other people. She then finished off her master by twirling the knife and making her vomit lots of blood.
For those who requested stabbings while being clothed, this video is definitely for you!
Gong Xi Fa Cai!